you are in a bookstore / coffeehouse / cafe alone with your laptop / macbook / netbook and you have to go potty


Make a run for it and pray your equipment is still there upon return or unplug, pack-up and tote 2-3 bags to the restroom only to do everything in reverse a mere 3 minutes later? 

I kicked one of my customers… who was on crutches. I kicked her bad foot. I didn’t mean to do it. Really. Though she was acting like a spoiled b*tch, it seriously was an accident. I told her that I was sorry… but I really wasn’t. Sad part about it is that I am laughing so hard as I type this… but I SWEAR kicking her was unintentional.

My seat in hell is slowly moving closer and closer to satan…