My company held a job fair today and yours truly got a chance to do interviews.

I knew today would be an interesting one.

In the middle of interviewing:

• three people answered their cell phones (one girl actually started a conversation)
• one chick started filing her nails
• some guy told me he couldn’t work for a female boss because “it is a mans job to lead”
• one guy was blazed out of his mind… I think I caught a contact high from him
• several girls stated that Nicki Minaj was their style icon (one girl called her Nicki Menage, lol)
• one girl referred to her prior manager as “that b*tch” 
• one girl told me that she’d require advance notice if we test for drugs
• two people asked if they could get paid under the table
• and in my first interview of the day some chick straight up insulted me by saying “sweetie, I don’t think peach is the color for you”

 
I wish I could of worn a wire, lol.